"Hi and welcome to News 5. Tonight's top story: Steroid Abuse and American Teenagers. Parents of teenage athletes have always worried about steroid use but today's story doesn't pertain to young boys, it's about young women. A new Hollywood craze has female stars such as Keira Knightley, Kate Upton, Rihanna, Emma Watson and many more ditching the shopping bags for dumbbells. These stars have been reported to gaining upwards of 50 lbs in a single week using a new, top of the line, black market steroid that allows women to gain insane amount of muscle, increases libido, doesn't alter feminine features, and allows women to eat everything and anything they want. The trend has women flocking to the gyms due to the minimal side effects, unbelievable results, and the immense attention, popularity, and respect that accompanies such phenomenal physiques. This reporter, personally, has a newfound interest and promises that by next week's show, will seem slightly different (and I'm not talking about a hair cut). This is Megyn Kelly, for News 5 signing off."